Obama’s Caddy Stranded in Ireland
Obama went on a tour of his ancestral roots, but was delayed when his Cadillac Limo became stuck at the airport. See, even the President gets delayed while trying to disembark from a flight.
While the presidential motorcade was leaving an airport in Dublin, Ireland to cheering crowds, “Beast” – the heavily armored Cadillac limo made especially for our 44th Commander in Chief, became stuck on a crushed speed bump. The Secret Service insists the stuck limo was actually a decoy.
“The Beast” is a fitting name for the Cadillac vehicle. It holds a self contained rear compartment with separate oxygen supply and firearms hidden throughout. Windows and doors are 8 inches thick. The chassis and undercarriage can withstand armor piercing bullets and grenade attacks. Its tires are Kevlar-reinforced and can escape at high speeds even when flattened.
It took some time, but the vehicle was finally freed, and Obama went on with his journey through the Motherland. He stopped in a pub to drink some Guinness, and gander at all the Presidential swag local businesses were trying to sell in honor of his visit – from cup holders to cigarette lighters.
Source: NPR
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