Obama’s New Ride and Other Pimped Presidential Vehicles

admin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:52:28 +0000

When President-elect Barack Obama takes the reigns of America on January 20th he’ll be driven from meeting to conference in the pinnacle of hybrids. It’s part truck, part eco-friendly armored limo, and…ugly as all hell. Car fans across the globe have been checking out spy shots of the new Cadillac Presidential Limousine and are not shy about their loathing of this honorary vehicle. The front end looks like a deformed Escalade – and its 8 inch thick doors are designed to protect from gunfire and grenade attacks. Too bad it can’t deflect a fallen branch off the ugly tree.

Doesn’t it also look like those tires are balling? Guess the US recession is getting so bad that the Cabinet can’t even afford a rotation. While Obama is rolling Tony Soprano style in his Caddy, we’d like to see the 44th President in vehicles that promote his progressive views and sense of style.

Presidential Pope Mobile

If it’s good enough for his holiness than why not for the leader of the free world.

Presidential Fighter Jet

A fully armored fighter plane for President Obama would…um…what were we talking about again?

Presidential Bicycle

We already know the newly elected President enjoys an energetic bicycle ride around town, of course from now on he’ll be accompanied my an army of Secret Service personnel.

Presidential Segway

It’s how all the cool kids in San Francisco are making their way around these days, and it would really show up George W. Bush – who had a lot of trouble operating his.

Presidential DeLorean – Barack to the Future