Apparently, Tiger Woods has been a naughty boy, and his tall blond wife is nuts – oh and he crashed his Cadillac Escalade. Reports state that Mr. Wood crashed his Escalade over the weekend, leaving his driveway at 2:30 in the morning.

At first it was said his wife, Elin Nordegren, broke him out of the wrecked Caddy with one of his golf clubs. Well, now it seems his wife was actually chasing him out of the house with said club, possibly due to a meeting with another woman. This is all hearsay – for the record – but why let a woman come between you and your Cadillac, Tiger?

The above photos are very obviously via TMZ.