Tiger Woods’ Cadillac Escalade, Post-Golf Club Pics

Via Jalopnik – A full police report of Tiger Woods’ post-wife-chasing-him-from-house-with-5-iron pictures have been release. It’s funny how things in life progress, if you look at it: Tiger becomes one of the world’s greatest golfers ever, makes bazillions of dollars from endorsement deals, marries and has children with a gorgeous Swed (or whatever her Nordic background is), screws around a little (as many rich athlete celebs do), and ends up like any other random dude who cheats on his chick. All the money and all the poon – it all comes back to you. Good luck Tiger – here are the photos of his dearly departed Escalade:

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Interesting tidbits from the police report, also funny – I have the same book he had in his truck:

- Both the passenger side and drivers side rear doors have the windows smashed in from the outside as evidenced by the glass all over the seats and floor. Rear windows aren’t generally known for imploding upon frontal impact, indicating they were smashed in by somebody
- For some reason Tiger Woods has a book in his back seat titled “Get A Grip On Physics” by John Gribben.
- Despite the obviously destructive nature of the crash, none of the vehicles airbags went off, indicating it was somewhat low speed
- Tiger Woods bought DUB rims.

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